An investigation has been opened in Lucena into the death of a young donkey being used in the local Nativity play after it was sat upon by a rather large individual.
Nice ass, Marinas and stuff…
The roadworks in calle El Barrio are already up to the cafeteria El Barrio but I suspect they are just doing the central drainage bit first, and fairly quickly, and will then go back and start again to do the pedestrianisation bit. Could be wrong but get that impression.
Must have been an E Haw
A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, according to state media. Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey