Two in a row for Alonso

Fernando Alonso notched up his second victory in a row in Japan after title rivals Hamilton and Massa collided. Hamilton, who was leading the race for the championship by seven points, started from pole position but made a dreadful start and then, trying to hard to make amends, locked his brakes at the first corner and ended up going off …

Whatever next?

How about monkeys serving drinks in a Japanese restaurant!