The Empire Strikes Bank

Having obviously fallen upon hard times and in need of funds, Darth Vader resorted to robbing a bank in Long Island, USA. Darth Vader Robs Bank.

One would imagine that such a distinctive character would be swiftly apprehended, although the police do have a theory that it was, in fact, a man dressed up as Darth Vader. Credence is given to this outlandish theory by the fact that a hand gun was brandished during the robbery rather than a light sabre.

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