A wee tale…

Meanwhile, north of the border in the sleepy little hamlet of Aberdeen, Rab McGrabitall has been summoned to the local Benefits Office. ‘Good morning Mr….McGrabitall isn’t it? ‘Yes. Good morning’ ‘My name is Richard Head, although most people seem to call me Dick. Anyway, I’ve asked you here just to check a few things on your latest application. Purely routine, …