Ryanair to be investigated

Ryanair is to be investigated by the Irish and Spanish aviation authorities following accusations that the budget airline is flying planes with near-empty fuel tanks in order to cut costs.

Love-handle power

A probe has been launched into a Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon (painful!) who claims to have converted fat removed from patients through liposuction into fuel for his 4×4. Dr Alan Bittner claims to have used the excess flab to power two of his vehicles, ‘lipodiesel’ as he himself calls it. The doctor claims his patients were only too willing to …