Iran attacks octopus

Apparently, Paul the ‘psychic’ octopus is responsible for spreading western propaganda and superstition and is a symbol of decadence, decay and all that is wrong with the western world. That is according to the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the leader of a country that aspires to human perfection and bases itself upon the love of all sacred values. Whatever …

Victory is virtually assured

Spain can rest easy tonight in the knowledge that victory over Germany is assured…according to the now famous ‘psychic octopus’. The two-year-old cephalopod, whose name is Paul, has become a national celebrity in Germany, predicting results with at least 70% accuracy….Story…

Pulpo Fiction

It is obviously all over bar the shouting: ‘Psychic’ octopus predicts Germany victory over England