World is stunned by this news

The election in Zimbabwe was a “huge farce”, PM Morgan Tsvangirai says, alleging vote-rigging by rival President Robert Mugabe’s camp. Wonder who the 116,195 over the age of 100 years on the electoral role all voted for? The UK has in the region of 12,600 people over the age of 100 years, by the way.

Must have been an E Haw

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, according to state media. Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

Hard to imagine

The annual rate of inflation in Zimbabwe is now 231,000,000%.