It takes all sorts, but these two burglars must be in line to take the non-chocolate hobnob biscuit.
What a brilliant idea to paint masks and moustaches on your face with permanent marker pen! Unlucky for these two it happened in America and they were caught and duly arrested.
Had this happened in the UK, judging by all accounts, if, on the off chance, there had been a police officer who could be spared from more serious duties, such as wheelie bin monitoring in Upper Nowhere, to investigate a crime then no doubt these two would have been sent home on the grounds of lack of evidence and given a handout to prepare a lawsuit against the pen manufacturer.
The government would then, in a knee-jerk reaction, ban the sale of pens to anyone under 75 years of age and claim a major success in the prevention of real crime.