It’s the wrong hair, Grommit

Celebrity airhead Paris Hilton is being sued for wearing the ‘wrong hair extensions’, allegedly wearing the hair of a rival company instead.

The company, who is suing Paris Hilton for $35 million, also states that:

Hilton’s party-filled lifestyle goes against its marketing campaign.

She has always been a party animal, it is what she does, her claim to fame, sole purpose of existence and the company must obviously have been aware of this when they made the original deal.

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