The next level

Sudbury Council in Suffolk, England, has taken political correctness to the next level, and upset the local population, by banning the traditional bingo calls ‘two fat ladies (88)’ and ‘legs eleven (11)’ in case it causes offence and they are sued by overweight players or women who find the terms sexist

Bingo callers must now only use the actual numbers 88 and 11. Local players expressed their disapproval at this latest nonsense by boycotting the regular Monday sessions, many travelling to nearby Great Cornard where the ‘old ways’ are still in use.