Hop to it laddy

After a disappointing Open, Rory McIlroy said: “It was a tough week, I shot myself in the foot yesterday and could never really get it back today”.

And with that, 6 helicopters, 14 SWAT teams and 134 otherwise ‘unavailable’ police officers arrived on the scene within minutes, along with Katie Price, whose media antenna went into overdrive, and Tony Blair who just heard ‘Open’ and ‘Sandwich’ and thought it was a free lunch.

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