Couldn’t foresee that one coming

Peter Andre has revealed his eldest daughter Princess Tiaamii wants to change her name It was probably only a PR stunt in the first place, poor kid, with the opportunity for more media coverage in the future. Doubt the parents are concerned as long as it keeps their names in lights.

They could have done this years ago

The leaders of the UK’s three main political parties sign a pledge to devolve more powers to Scotland, if Scots reject independence. The English politicians are treating this like an election, a time to offer all sorts of enticing goodies which could, and should, have been in place long ago.

A bit gross if true

Oscar Pistorius is set to cash in on his notoriety as the killer of Reeva Steenkamp by writing a book about the night he shot her and the sensational murder trial that followed, his manager has confirmed.

Sunday to Wednesday is a long time

Ferrari boss Di Montezemolo insisted at the weekend that reports he was to step down later this year were premature So, with all these politicians saying ‘I will not be standing for the leadership’, we probably know what will happen next.

Oh dear

Blatter seeks another term. “My mission is not finished,” he said.

Maybe they’re just too young to vote

Forget tigers, look out for the ladder: Zoo keepers banned from putting food for the animals on top of 20ft polls because of health and safety…MailOnline