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Home Secretary Theresa May faced a wave of criticism after proposing anti-social behaviour orders (Asbos) to deter British jihadis who cause terror in Iraq and Syria. What does she suggest for a second offence, a ‘strongly worded letter’?

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‘Dumbwalking’ – walking along transfixed to a mobile phone screen – reduces a person’s field of vision to 5% of what it should be. Given that most people seem to have already lost their peripheral vision….

What will their election vehicle be, the Oblivion Express?

Anger of Lord Rennard’s alleged victims as he is reinstated by the party For the LibDem electoral hopes, keeping Clegg was already akin to being in a native American vessel trying to navigate up the proverbial creek, and now someone has jettisoned  the means of propulsion.